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• I'll respond by asking you five questions so I can satisfy my curiosity
• Update your journal with the answers to the questions
• Include this explanation in the post and offer to ask other people questions


1. It's Jimmas again! (So soon?) What won't you drink?

What won't I drink? Well, I'm not a fan of cocktails. I mean, I'll drink 'em, but there's something about hiding the quality of the individual liquors that rubs me the wrong way. If you're going to drink, drink.

Insofar as your actual question goes, after drinking the Japanese Snake Liquor that Kat brought back, I can safely say there's nothing I won't try at least once.

2. How much do you miss having the crazy lady on your back balcony around?

She was fun. But then again, not having to chase crackheads off my balcony at 3am is also fun. More fun, in fact.

3. Imperial Guard. Bad 40K army or Worst 40K Army? Discuss.

Better than the Tau, you heretical swine!

I enjoy the Guard for a myriad of reasons, not the least of which is the fact that everyone expects you to play one of two Guard armies: Mechanized Veterans or wave after wave of Infantry. So I play a mixed force. Mostly infantry with some Light Armour. People tend to get confused by it and it's a hell of a lot of fun.

4. Let's for a moment pretend we're both fully matured grown-up adult peoples. What was your dream job when you were 15-ish? What is your dream job now? Why the change?

When I was 15, I wanted to be... uh... I don't actually think I wanted to be anything when I was 15. Now, I'm still kind of in the same boat, but at least I know what I want out of whatever hypothetical career I'd hold: Enough money to live comfortably, to be able to do the things Emily and I would like and to be able to afford some kinder.

5. You've got just over two months. What Winter Olympic Sport do you plan to shine in, entering under the "Hosting Country Wildcard Entry" clause?

Why, Ice Dancing, of course!

Alternately, Ski Jumping.